for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
*wakes up* what the fuck
In 1585, the townspeople of Annecy, Savoy, France, became alarmed over an apple that gave out a “great and confused noise.” Believing it to be full of demons, they pushed the apple into a river.
i do not have anything to add to this tbh
"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."
trans woman poses dramatically in strapless dress
trans woman is a total cutie that needs to be stopped b4 the world is destroyed by her cuteness
it is too late to stop me now. the trans woman is coming. this is the trans takeover. the trakeover